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feathered-serpents:

The fact that Everything Everywhere All at Once has the main character see that if she hadn’t gone to America with the man that would be her husband she would’ve lived a glamorous life of fame and fortune and her husband would’ve gone off and gotten very rich on his own rather than living together in an apartment over a laundromat struggling with finances every day and where so many movies would’ve framed that choice to go off together as a mistake, shown their alternative lives as some sort of “see? It wasn’t worth it” and had them “escape” to that “better” universe in the end, it instead all culminates in the line “Just so you know, in another life, I would’ve been really glad to just do laundry and taxes with you” changed my wholeass life

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perplexingly:

Orufrey but the dialogue is taken from The Count of Monte Cristo

animusrox:

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
Bonus: everyone’s reaction in the theater

mortimer:

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon

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probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:
Circle of protection against capitalism
10/10 addition

lauraleshauntedmp3:

lastvalyrian:
spacehunter-m:
TRÉASURE…
Trayjure (ah!)
The pirates’ trayjure (oo!)

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eternal-fractal:

greenycrimson:
starseekrr:
mishastoesies:
“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket
Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too
not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

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shittymoviedetails:

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

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thewindowofthesummerhouse:

?????

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candyredterezii:

lickmydecalsoffbaby:
my scrub daddy just bit me
“It growled at me”

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lousydrawingsforgoodpeople:

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knochai:

*has a crush* This is infatuation. It isnt real
*sees hot person in hallway* Love at first sight is true the lord has blessed me today the stars have aligned My soulmate is here

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forcekenobi:

forcekenobi:
as a child being told “the moon controls the tides” with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you’re talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn’t ready for “the sun is a distant gorilla”. thank you NASA

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desinteresse:

desinteresse:
I love it when completely normal men get in a relationship with the incredibly strange women and try their best to understand them and to indulge them even tho they’re utterly confused.
This is about the guy who’s gf got obsessed with The Terror so he offered to roleplay as a doomed victorian arctic explorer during sex.

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